Joke of the day !

Somewhere vast in the farmlands of no man's land sits a mother on her veranda looking at her son coming from school, chickens and piglets are running around and a cork crosses his way, he kicks it while the mother is watching. She waits for him to get closer and says no chicken for the next three months ! the boy is disappointed. The same thing happens the next day but this time round its a piglet, as he gets closer the mother says no pork for the next three months ! well, its two in a row and he can't do much about that. The day goes by and the father comes home, he had one of his worst days at work both mother and child are sitting at the veranda watching dad come home, a cat crosses his way which he kicks while both mother and child are watching, as he gets closer the mother doesn't say a word and the child says to the mother, are you going to tell him or should i tell him?
from ypsilon