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The Monica Lewinsky virus:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Ronald Reagan virus:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
The Mike Tyson virus:
Quits after one byte.
The Oprah Winfrey virus:
Your 300MB harddrive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, then slowly expands to 200MB.
The Titanic virus:
Your whole computer goes down.
The Disney virus:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy.
The Prozac virus:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.
The Viagra virus:
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
The Bill Clinton virus:
Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory